Rule34.us

Konnichiwa perverts! XPORNDUDE here with the juicy deets on Rule34.us, the sweet home for lewding all your favorite anime babes, game characters, and cartoon cuties. So strap on your perv pants, 'cause we're going balls deep into this treasure chest of hentai and Rule 34! - X Porn Dude

Rule 34: Lewd All The Things!

You know the law - if it exists, there is porn of it. And Rule34 takes their motto seriously, with  million images of games, shows, movies and more getting their freak on. We talking childhood faves like Velma and Daphne yuri-ing it up and Bowsette showing her best ASSets. No pop culture icon is safe from the XXX treatment!

Every Fandom Gets Lewded Hard

Got an itch for some Pokemon porn? Misty is ready for you to poke her balls. Or maybe Sailor Moon tickles your fancy? Don't worry, meatball head Usagi loves showing her O-face. You name the fandom, Rule34 has got your pervy needs covered.

Ruining Your Childhood One Fap At A Time

Thought Mickey Mouse was an innocent cartoon character? *Laugh track* Think again! This site corrupts everything - Disney, Looney Tunes, you name it. Your childhood has been LEWDED. Though in fairness, Jessica Rabbit always seemed a little freaky *wink*

BYO Lube For This Fap Paradise 

Unlike some skeevy porn pits, Rule34 has standards! Talented artists worldwide share their spank bank creations here. These XXX auteurs take pride in bringing beloved characters into lewd new territory. Big name smut slingers rub bits with up 'n coming indie pervs. It's like Comic Market but for your cock! - X Porn Dude

Pro Fapping Tips:

• Use tags to dive down the XXX rabbit hole 
• Search your fave + "Rule 34" for specialized faps
• Remember to hydrate and take masturbation breaks!

Fap On The Go With Mobile Site

No need to wait til you get home to crank it to genderbent Disney Prince rule34 - the mobile site lets you browse and bust anywhere! Just don't get caught rubbing one out to Bowsette tiddies on the bus. Public masturbation is generally frowned upon. Unless you can find a like-minded degenerate to join your mobile fap party!

_*Cue hip hop song parody*_

"My name is XPORNDUDE and I'm here to say, I love hentai in a major way! Rule 34 helps me fap all day, Lewding all my fandoms no exceptions made. Misty and Usagi are looking so fine, As I stroke my dick I cross the finish line. Hentai porn is a passion of mine, Rule 34 I'll forever make you mine!"

The Verdict: Fap Happy!

Well there you have it pervsters! Rule34 is a must-visit for anyone thirsty for pop culture icons gone wild. Let these talented artists unlock the XXX potential of your fandom crushes. Remember - with great power to fap, comes great responsibility to clean up afterwards. No judgment here, just common human decency! - X Porn Dude

Alright you horny weebs, that's a wrap! XPORNDUDE out~ *mic drop*

Bonus: Otaku Origins: Grandpa's Influence

*XPORNDUDE bounces onto the stage full of youthful energy*

Konnichiwa my otaku fam! Get ready because today I'm serving up a steaming bowl of nostalgia - anime style! 

You see, I learned everything I know about being an otaku from my Ojii-chan. That's grandpa for you gaijin in the audience! Back in the day, he was the biggest anime freak around. I'm talking posters on every wall, closets stuffed with manga, the whole shebang.

And lucky me, I was his grasshopper in training. Every Saturday morning he'd roll up with a big grin and be like "Ohayo XPORNDUDE-chan! Ready for some anime time with Ojii-chan?" And I'd be bouncing in my PJs going "Hai, hai!" 

We'd plop down with a big bowl of panda crackers and watch all the classics - Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Evangelion. You know it! And Ojii-chan wasn't one of those old geezers who'd fall asleep after 10 minutes. No way! He was hyped, pumping his fist and yelling "Get him Goku!" right along with me.

After each episode we'd run into the backyard with sticks, pretending to blast Kamehamehas at the evil villain Frieza. I'd be like "Take that Frieza!" and Ojii-chan would dive out of the way going "WXPORNDUDE, my space emperor pride!" 

And when I started really getting into anime, Ojii-chan fully fed my obsession. On my 8th birthday he gave me the best present ever - a Naruto headband! I wore that thing to school every day, ninja running through the hallways yelling "Shadow clone jutsu!"

My friends thought I was nuts. But did Ojii-chan care? No way! He encouraged me to embrace my inner otaku. And thanks to him, now I have all of you lovely weirdos to share my love of anime with!

So here's to you Ojii-chan! *raises panda crackers* For awakening my otaku spirit and giving this girl an epic origin story. Who knows where I'd be without you and those Saturday morning anime binges. I'll be your nakama forever!  

Now who wants to have an anime quote battle? I'll start - "Believe it!" Ooh, roasted that Naruto fan in the back! Okay, your turn! *drops mic*

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XThePornDude's Rule34.us Review Summary:

• Rule34.us is a website dedicated to lewding various characters from anime, games, and cartoons.
• Rule34.us features millions of images depicting popular characters engaging in explicit content, following the rule that if something exists, there is porn of it.
• Rule34 covers a wide range of fandoms and offers content from Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Disney, Looney Tunes, and more.
• Rule34.us caters to a variety of preferences, including yuri, genderbending, and explicit depictions of popular characters.
• Talented artists contribute their creations to the site, ensuring a variety of styles and perspectives.
• Users can navigate the site using tags to find specific types of content.
• The mobile site allows users to access and enjoy the content on the go.
• The content may challenge the innocence of childhood characters and introduce explicit themes to beloved icons.