Contact XPORNDUDE
Hey there, XPORNDUDE here.
Got something worth my attention? I’m listening.
Why People Contact Us
Site Recommendations: Spot a site I’ve missed, or a new platform doing something I haven’t seen? A creator whose work holds up? Point me to it. I’m always looking for porn sites that deserve attention in this directory.
Site Submissions (Owners): Run a porn site and think it belongs in this directory? I’ll give it a fair evaluation. But fair doesn’t mean easy. Read the submission guidelines below before you reach out.
Review Feedback: Disagree with something I wrote? Spot an error in a review? Notice a site I recommended has changed management or gone downhill? Tell me. I update reviews based on real feedback, not ego.
Technical Issues: Dead links. Broken features. Navigation problems. Flag it. I want this directory running smoothly.
Questions About the Site: Confused about my review methodology, or how I test sites? Curious about affiliate relationships? Ask. But check the FAQ first. Most common questions are answered there.
Paid Services: Need an expedited review timeline, or a consultation on what it takes to meet our standards? See the Paid Services section below. To be clear: you can pay for my time. You can’t pay for a ranking or a positive review. Ever.
How to Contact Me
Email: [email protected]
Write a clear subject line. Examples:
- “Site Recommendation: [Site Name]”
- “Site Submission: [Your Site Name]”
- “Review Feedback: [Site Name]”
- “Technical Issue: Dead Link”
- “Expedited Review Inquiry”
In your message, get to the point. Tell me:
- What you want (specific action or response)
- Why it matters (context in 2-3 sentences)
- Relevant links (if applicable)
Site Submission Guidelines (For Owners)
If you’re submitting your site for review, here’s what I need.
Required Information:
- Site URL: the actual link, not a placeholder
- Your Niche: what category or fetish you focus on
- What Makes You Different: what sets you apart from the thousand other sites in your category
- Content Details: free or premium, library size, update frequency, video quality
- Your Role: owner, operator, or representative
What I’m Looking For: Sites that earn their spot. Content that’s authentic, regularly updated, and not lifted from somewhere else. Clean infrastructure that doesn’t assault visitors with malware. A niche focus or feature set nobody else is covering, and a product good enough to compete with the best in its category.
What I’m Not Looking For: Recycled tube content. Sites buried under pop-ups, malicious ads, fake thumbnails, or any other bait-and-switch garbage. Stolen or copyright-violating uploads. Sites that haven’t seen an update in months. Scams dressed up to look legitimate.
The Testing Process: Every submission goes through the same XPORNDUDE Ten Commandments Test used across the entire directory. No quick five-minute reviews. Your site gets hours of real-world testing against all ten criteria. The full breakdown is on the homepage and About page.
Timeline: Standard submissions enter the review queue and get tested in order. A complete evaluation typically takes several weeks. If you need it faster, see Paid Services below.
No Guarantees: Submitting your site doesn’t guarantee placement. Every site goes through the same quality evaluation — no exceptions, no shortcuts. If your site passes, I’ll feature it with an honest review. If it doesn’t, I’ll either provide feedback or pass.
Paid Services
Running an independent directory costs money. Affiliate commissions cover most of it, but I also offer two paid services for site owners who want more than the standard submission process. Here’s what’s available, and what isn’t.
Expedited Review: Your site moves to the front of the testing queue instead of waiting in line. You’re paying for priority scheduling, not a guaranteed result. The testing is identical. The standards are identical. If your site doesn’t pass, you don’t get listed. No refund either. This is for site owners confident in their product who want the review done sooner rather than later.
Pre-Submission Consultation: Before you submit, I’ll review your site and tell you exactly where it stands against the Ten Commandments criteria. What’s working, what’s not, and what you’d need to fix. Useful if you want honest feedback before going through the full evaluation. It doesn’t guarantee future placement.
What is NOT for sale:
- Rankings. A site’s position is based on quality, not money.
- Positive reviews. If your site has problems, the review will say so.
- Permanent placement. Every site gets re-evaluated. Paid or not, if quality drops, the review gets updated.
- Removal of negative feedback. If I documented a problem, it stays documented until the problem is fixed.
If any of this interests you, email with the subject line “Expedited Review Inquiry” or “Consultation Inquiry” and I’ll send you the details.
What to Expect From Me
Response Time:
- Quick questions or technical issues: 2-3 days
- Review feedback: within a week
- Site recommendations: within a week to acknowledge, longer to evaluate
- Standard submissions: varies based on queue
- Paid services: within a week for initial response
- Complex inquiries: up to a week
Communication Style: I shoot straight. If your site has problems, I’ll tell you what they are. If it’s not ready, I’ll tell you that too. If you’re asking for feedback, expect honesty — not sugarcoated politeness.
What NOT to Send Me
Save us both the time.
Generic spam: mass-mailed pitches with no personalization. If it’s a template sent to 100+ sites, it’s getting deleted.
Demands without context: “Feature my site or else” gets you nowhere. Threats and ultimatums get ignored.
Irrelevant offers: crypto schemes, dating apps, unrelated business propositions. Wrong place.
Desperate follow-ups: give it at least a week before following up once. Five emails in three days won’t speed things up.
Ground Rules
Editorial independence is non-negotiable. My reviews reflect honest evaluation. Paid services buy my time — not my opinion. That’s what makes this directory worth trusting, and it’s the one thing I’ll never compromise on.
Basic respect goes both ways. I’m direct, but I’m professional. Treat me with respect and I’ll do the same. Come at me with attitude or entitlement and you’ll get ignored.
Transparency in everything. If we enter any kind of business arrangement, both parties understand what’s expected. No hidden agendas, no false promises.
I’m here. I’m listening. Make it count.
