Contact XPORNDUDE

Why People Contact Us

Site Recommendations — Found a hidden gem I’ve missed? A new platform doing something different? A creator delivering quality that stands out? Point me to it. I’m always hunting for porn sites that deserve attention in this directory.

Site Submissions (Owners) — Run a porn site and think it has what it takes to make my reviewed and ranked directory? I’ll give it a fair evaluation. But fair doesn’t mean easy. Read the submission guidelines below before you reach out.

Review Feedback — Disagree with something I wrote? Spot an error in my porn site review? Notice a site I recommended has changed management or gone downhill? Tell me. I update reviews based on real feedback, not ego.

Technical Issues — Dead links. Broken features. Site navigation problems. Flag it. I want this porn directory running smoothly.

Questions About the Site — Confused about my review methodology? Want to know how I test sites? Have questions about affiliate relationships? Ask. (But check the FAQ first—many common questions are answered there.)

Partnership & Business Inquiries — Interested in exploring collaboration opportunities? Have a unique proposal? Looking to discuss potential partnerships? Reach out. I’m open to conversations about mutually beneficial arrangements that align with the directory’s standards and values. To be clear: editorial rankings aren’t for sale, but there are legitimate ways to work together.

How to Contact Me

Email: [email protected]

Write a clear subject line that tells me what this is about. Examples:

• “Site Recommendation: [Site Name]”
• “Site Submission: [Your Site Name]”
• “Review Feedback: [Site Name]”
• “Technical Issue: Dead Link”
• “Partnership Inquiry: [Brief Topic]”

In your message, get to the point. I don’t need your life story. Tell me:

• What you want (specific action or response)
• Why it matters (context in 2-3 sentences)
• Relevant links (if applicable)

Site Submission Guidelines (For Owners)

If you’re submitting your porn site for review, here’s what I need from you:

Required Information:

• Site URL — The actual link, not a placeholder
• Your Niche — What category or fetish you focus on
• What Makes You Different — What sets you apart from the thousand other sites in your category?
• Content Details — Free or premium? Library size? Update frequency? Video quality?
• Your Role — Are you the owner, operator, or a representative?

What I’m Looking For: Sites that deliver real value. Quality content that’s authentic and regularly updated. User experiences that don’t waste time or assault visitors with malware. Platforms that respect their users instead of treating them like walking wallets. Unique features or niche focus that fills a gap in the market. Sites that could genuinely rank among the best porn sites in their category.

What I’m Not Looking For: Recycled content from other tubes. Sites riddled with pop-ups and malicious ads. Platforms with fake thumbnails and bait-and-switch tactics. Content that’s clearly violating copyright or featuring stolen material. Sites that haven’t been updated since 2019. Scam operations pretending to be legitimate businesses.

The Testing Process: Every site I review goes through my XPORNDUDE Ten Commandments Test—the same rigorous evaluation I use for every porn site on this directory. I don’t do quick five-minute reviews. Your site gets hours of real-world testing across security, performance, content quality, user experience, and more. For the complete breakdown of what I test and why, check out the homepage or About Us page. The short version: if your site has problems, I’ll find them.

Timeline: Site submissions require thorough evaluation before placement. I add new sites to the porn directory weekly, but each submission gets the time it deserves—typically several weeks for complete testing. If timing is a concern or you have specific needs, mention it in your inquiry. There may be options that work for both of us without compromising quality standards.

No Guarantees: Reaching out doesn’t automatically guarantee placement. Every site goes through the same quality evaluation—no exceptions. If your site passes my testing, I’ll feature it and write an honest review. If it doesn’t meet the standards, I’ll either provide feedback or simply pass. Quality thresholds are non-negotiable, but the process can sometimes be flexible based on individual circumstances.

What to Expect From Me

Response Time:

• Quick questions or technical issues: 2-3 days
• Feedback on existing porn reviews: Within a week
• Site recommendations: Within a week to acknowledge, longer to evaluate
• Site submissions: Varies based on queue and testing complexity
• Partnership inquiries: Within a week for initial discussion
• Complex inquiries: Up to a week

Communication Style: I shoot straight. If your site has problems, I’ll tell you what they are. If it’s not ready for prime time, I’ll tell you that too. If you’re asking for feedback, expect honesty—not sugarcoated politeness. For business discussions, I’m professional and open to proposals that make sense.

What Happens After: If your recommendation checks out, I’ll add it to my testing queue. If your submitted site passes evaluation, you’ll get a review and directory placement. If I update a review based on your feedback, I’ll let you know. For partnership inquiries, we’ll discuss details privately and explore what’s possible within my editorial guidelines.

What NOT to Send Me

Save us both the time. Don’t send:

Generic SEO or Marketing Spam — Mass-mailed pitches with no personalization. If it’s clearly a template sent to 100+ sites, it’s getting deleted.

Demands Without Context — “Feature my site or else!” won’t get you anywhere. Threats, ultimatums, or entitled demands get ignored.

Irrelevant Offers — Crypto schemes, dating apps for my “audience,” unrelated business propositions. Wrong place, wrong time.

Desperate Follow-Ups — If I haven’t responded in 3 days, don’t send five more emails. Give it at least a week before following up once. Patience matters.

Fake Urgency — “LIMITED TIME OFFER - RESPOND NOW!” tactics don’t work here. Real opportunities don’t need artificial pressure.

If you send any of the above, you’re burning your chance at future productive contact.

Ground Rules

Quality standards are absolute. Every site in this directory earns its place through genuine merit. The testing methodology doesn’t change. The criteria don’t change. That’s what makes this directory valuable and trustworthy.

But the process can be flexible. I’m pragmatic about business realities. There are legitimate ways to work together—expedited timelines, consultation services, partnership opportunities—that don’t compromise editorial integrity. Quality isn’t negotiable; how we get there sometimes is.

Basic respect goes both ways. I’m direct, but I’m professional. Treat me with basic respect, and I’ll do the same. Come at me with attitude or entitlement, and you’ll get ignored.

My editorial independence is sacred. My reviews reflect my honest evaluation. No amount of money changes what I write about a site. But that doesn’t mean we can’t find other ways to work together that benefit both parties while keeping the reviews honest.

Transparency in business dealings. If we enter any kind of business arrangement, both parties understand what’s expected. No hidden agendas, no false promises. Everything’s above board, or it doesn’t happen.

Why This Contact Page Exists

This contact page exists because good communication makes this porn directory better. User feedback catches what I miss. Site owners with genuine quality deserve a fair shot at getting reviewed and ranked. People with legitimate questions deserve straight answers. Business opportunities that align with our values and respect our standards deserve consideration.

I’m running an independent porn review directory with high standards and zero tolerance for garbage sites. But I’m also realistic about how the industry works. If you’re serious, your inquiry is legitimate, and there’s potential for something that benefits everyone involved while maintaining editorial integrity, I’m here for that conversation.

I’m here. I’m listening. Make it count.